because we didn't have a big enough pot at home. Plus, we wanted one of the really cool Bayou Classic pots that real Cajuns use. It's our fantasy, don't judge.
The Surveyor took this beauty out of the box, and began to look over the "Care and Use Instructions". He's good that way. It's just how he rolls. The very first instruction said, "SOBER adult operation ONLY! The use of alcohol, prescription or nonprescription drugs may impair your ability to properly assemble or safely operate appliance". They really know how to take the fun out of EVERYTHING, don't they?
It's NOT a backhoe, people. It's a stockpot!
Once we stopped laughing, we threw caution to the wind and had a drink while the corn, potatoes and onions were cooking. Fortunately, no one was injured.
I did hide all of the prescription drugs - just in case things got out of hand!
Celebrity Sighting: The Surveyor spotted Chris Brown and Rihanna at our local gym this afternoon! How cool is that?