Last week at the beach, my friend introduced me to a new beverage. She called it a "Redneck Surprise". Based on personal experience, I thought it tasted more like a "Hillbilly Surprise". You may call it whatever you like.
You mix two parts Mountain Dew... ...with one part Malibu Rum.
You may want to reverse the ratios based on your personal taste.
This drink is best served over crushed ice. In an insulated cup. With a straw. At the beach.