Wednesday, February 18, 2009

BHE Needs...

I found this cute activity on Facebook. Google your first name and the word 'needs'....for example....'BHE needs'. List the first ten things that show up. Here goes:

-BHE needs an agent to become an actress.

That's the REAL reason I'm trying to lose weight. Bwahaha!

-BHE needs food, badly.

Turkey on whole wheat for lunch. YUMMY!

-BHE needs to get her act together.

Can't argue with that one!

-BHE needs some self-esteem and self-love.

I'm not THAT pathetic! Maybe.

-She only has 1 3/4 cup of butter, but BHE needs to triple it.

1 3/4 cups of butter + one large loaf of crusty bread = 17 hours on the elliptical

-BHE needs a family who will access and work with a therapist.

Hear that Cool Breeze? I've finally lost it.

-BHE needs a nap.


-BHE needs a vacation.

Double Yep! Preferably somewhere WARM!

-BHE needs to receive both emotional and substance counseling.

Does anyone else notice the disturbing pattern here?

-BHE needs guidance.

Take me to your leader....

Just for fun, I Googled Cool Breeze as well!

-CB needs nude models. Wait. WHAT?

-CB needs one of these. I can't even imagine.

-CB needs you when he comes home. I hope so!

-CB needs to punish himself. Wouldn't it be more fun if I punished him??

-CB needs a real serious butt-chewing. Wonder what he did.

-CB needs more sleep. And less cereal before bedtime.

-CB needs a change of style. Nah! He's pretty darn stylish.

-CB needs help drinking vino. Well now. I WONDER who could help him with THAT!

-CB needs a ride. Anytime:)

-CB needs help from The Oregonian. Say WHAT?

Feel free to use this. I'm too darn tired to tag anyone. Lucky you:)


Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

This is just too darn funny! I'll take a whack at it!

Cant wait to see the Little T look!

Anonymous said...

I am seriously LOL-ing! Your comments are too funny.

Unknown said...

Yours are funny. When I type "Grandma J needs" I get links to my site....I know I'm doing something wrong.

I need a drink and I don't drink...that's what my day is like.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

All of those things and more on your list can be had at this year's Blog Fest, all except the agent, and I am working feverishly on that.

(Feverishly = daydreaming about it and hoping one will discover us so we never have to work the day job again and can make money doing something we love.)

I'm sorry, but I don't believe we can fulfill the nude girl request for Cool Breeze at the Blog Fest...or can we?

Busy Bee Suz said...

this is so funny. I love all your needs and CB's needs scare me a bit. :)

Unknown said...

Funny post...but I doubt I need yet another reason to use Google! It would be way too scary.

littletoesandcheerios said...

It's been a long day of tantrums here...I needed this laugh before bed, thanks dear!

Suz Broughton said...

So funny! CB "needs nude models" and you want to be an actress, sounds like a match made in Google heaven!

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Fun post. I did it and it said I needed Facebook, well duh!!

Unknown said...

LMAO! THat was all TOO much FUN!Oregonian???
Gonna try next time I get on!
Still discovering FB!

Mental P Mama said...

This looks like something even I could do. I can also help with the vino....

The Wife said...

I love reading these. My real name doesn't work when I try this, but "The Wife" may have some interesting answers.

Anonymous said...

LOL! That is too funny. I did this one too, and I needed a "manager" and a "sponsor" I guess Ive got a future as a drug addicted star ahead of me.

Unknown said...

This was too funny for words : ).

I Am Woody said...

LMAO!! I wonder if all male names will lead with "needs nude models" or something along the nude line.....

Thrifty Cents said...

I LOVE these! Too funny! said...

That is stinking hilarious! Krissa doesn't "need" much of anything and she is barely even discovered... *sigh*

Unknown said...

This was so funny thanks for giving me a good laugh!

Busy Bee Suz said...

You have an award from moi!!!
:) Suz

Predo said...

I am on it!

Anonymous said...

OK...I'm game. Gonna go google myself (that sounds rather saucy) and see what I need.