Just a few things that are occupying that vacuous space between my ears today:
-If I ignore the leaves that currently blanket two acres of my yard, will they go away?
-If I choose to NOT send Christmas cards this year, does that make me a bad person?
-How is it possible for ONE dog to shed THAT much hair?
-Are there any teenagers out there who actually clean their rooms?
-Is it wrong to be SO excited about the big Thanksgiving meal? Will my thighs EVER forgive me for eating the big Thanksgiving meal?
-Does anyone really care that I use canned corn when making corn pudding? Is that cheating?
-Who invented the "pop-up timer"? I'd like to kiss that person.
-Why do people wear their pajamas to the grocery store?
-There are HOW MANY days until Christmas??? Oh, dear.
What are YOU thinking about today?