I'd like to introduce you to Snow White. This photo shows her at prom escorted by The Boy With The Perfect Teeth. It's somewhat ironic that we gave him this nickname several months ago. He sends Snow White a text message every night reminding her to wear her retainer. I.Am.Not.Making.This.Up. Last weekend, he sent ME a text message to remind Snow White to wear her retainer. I love this kid. I am convinced that he is from another dimension. In his world, they cast out those without perfect teeth. Evidently, he wants Snow White to live there one day.