Thursday, March 25, 2010

Recent Observations

*Denim bibbed overalls certainly make a statement when worn by large, burly men with beer bellies.

*The mullet appears to be alive and well in Central Virginia.

*I am married to a procrastinator. I also gave birth to one.

*If the beautiful blooms are any indication, Spring has indeed sprung!

*Some people have more energy than the law should allow. I am not one of those people.

*If you purchase clothes that are one size too big, it will make you feel as if you have lost weight.

*Healthy Choice Steamers are delicious when consumed once in a while. Every day for three weeks? Not so much.

*When you prune crape myrtles, they look naked.

*Having pets is wonderful....until one of them pukes on the carpet.

*I like the word "puke." It requires no explanation.

*There really is someone for everyone.

*I have the best friends in the world!

*My cat's definition of a present and my definition of a present are VERY different.

*It's almost the weekend!


What have you observed recently?

12 comments:

Daryl said...

That you have a lot of clever stuff happening in your lovely big head ...

I Am Woody said...

What statement do you think those large, burly men with beer bellies are going for?

Mental P Mama said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Prune.

HalfAsstic.com said...

I believe procrastinatorship, (also known as procrastination, but not as much fun to say), is hereditary.
I have contributed to the obesity of the squirrels in my front yard with the peanuts I've bee supplying. Yet, I don't feel too terribly bad when they can barely haul their fat asses up the tree.
I need to post in a BAD way and can't find the time.
I have, (approximately), 87 loads of laundry left to do.
I wish SO much I could get away to the Blog Fest this summer!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Hmmm. I've observed that big beer bellies are alive and well right under my own roof.

A mullet might distract attention from my dark roots.

The only steamers that should be chosen involve seafood.

Today somebody told me I was crazy at work, and I took it as a huge compliment.

That's about it for now. Can't wait to see your new hair color in person.

Diane said...

That I don't know what a crepe myrtle is. That I have not seen a mullet lately. That my hair has crossed some invisible boundary and is now out of control!

Unknown said...

I haven't had a healthy choice steamer yet. I have been wanting to try one for a while!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Puke. Gag me. It is almost a daily occurance here with the critters.

I got you on the bigger clothes...so true!!!

Country Girl said...

These are funny. Especially the one about the cat's definition of a present. I get those all the time . . .

Suz Broughton said...

All good stuff, but I'm feeling the dog puke one the most right now. Try on the couch! yuck!

Unknown said...

It's all about the P word, isn't it?

Prune, puke, procrastinator!

Have a blast in Whacko!!

Jason, as himself said...

The mullet is alive and well in Central Virginia? Oh, boy.