Thursday, March 25, 2010

Recent Observations

*Denim bibbed overalls certainly make a statement when worn by large, burly men with beer bellies.

*The mullet appears to be alive and well in Central Virginia.

*I am married to a procrastinator. I also gave birth to one.

*If the beautiful blooms are any indication, Spring has indeed sprung!

*Some people have more energy than the law should allow. I am not one of those people.

*If you purchase clothes that are one size too big, it will make you feel as if you have lost weight.

*Healthy Choice Steamers are delicious when consumed once in a while. Every day for three weeks? Not so much.

*When you prune crape myrtles, they look naked.

*Having pets is wonderful....until one of them pukes on the carpet.

*I like the word "puke." It requires no explanation.

*There really is someone for everyone.

*I have the best friends in the world!

*My cat's definition of a present and my definition of a present are VERY different.

*It's almost the weekend!

What have you observed recently?


Daryl said...

That you have a lot of clever stuff happening in your lovely big head ...

The Incredible Woody said...

What statement do you think those large, burly men with beer bellies are going for?

Mental P Mama said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Prune. said...

I believe procrastinatorship, (also known as procrastination, but not as much fun to say), is hereditary.
I have contributed to the obesity of the squirrels in my front yard with the peanuts I've bee supplying. Yet, I don't feel too terribly bad when they can barely haul their fat asses up the tree.
I need to post in a BAD way and can't find the time.
I have, (approximately), 87 loads of laundry left to do.
I wish SO much I could get away to the Blog Fest this summer!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Hmmm. I've observed that big beer bellies are alive and well right under my own roof.

A mullet might distract attention from my dark roots.

The only steamers that should be chosen involve seafood.

Today somebody told me I was crazy at work, and I took it as a huge compliment.

That's about it for now. Can't wait to see your new hair color in person.

Diane said...

That I don't know what a crepe myrtle is. That I have not seen a mullet lately. That my hair has crossed some invisible boundary and is now out of control!

Life with Kaishon said...

I haven't had a healthy choice steamer yet. I have been wanting to try one for a while!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Puke. Gag me. It is almost a daily occurance here with the critters.

I got you on the bigger true!!!

Country Girl said...

These are funny. Especially the one about the cat's definition of a present. I get those all the time . . .

Suz Broughton said...

All good stuff, but I'm feeling the dog puke one the most right now. Try on the couch! yuck!

Grandma J said...

It's all about the P word, isn't it?

Prune, puke, procrastinator!

Have a blast in Whacko!!

Jason, as himself said...

The mullet is alive and well in Central Virginia? Oh, boy.