Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Yoga



This is my yoga instructor, Deanna. She wore a blue top today, but you get the idea. Deanna shows no mercy. In a past life, Deanna was an evil emperor who ruled with an iron fist. In this life, she is a perky yoga goddess who can run five miles and never break a sweat. I believe her role in this life is far more sinister.


I have two favorite yoga poses: Child's Pose & Corpse Pose.


Any questions?

24 comments:

Karen Deborah said...

down dog cobra up

TexasRed said...

Intimidating!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I like those Corona curls! They can be killer too!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I hate perky.

Living on the Spit said...

Yoga wears me out.

The Incredible Woody said...

She sounds like my friend Carole. Except she teaches pilates. She doesn't have one ounce of fat on her body. I think I hate her.

Jason, as himself said...

Is she a cartoon? That would be really super scary and freaky. And sinister.

But yet, you'd keep going, wouldn't you?

Holy Crappers said...

I did yoga once. I was very gassy, never went back again.

#1

Bea said...

I hate down dog. Child's pose is my favorite too.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

And keep up the awsome job chicka!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Very funny. She sounds like my last aerobics instructor!! I thought she was directly from the Nazi school of training.

Grandma J said...

I have perfected the corpse pose and maybe the fetal pose

Amy said...

I will have to google those poses... I have no clue what you are talking about.

Although, some of these comments have me literally LOLing over here.(Corona curls)..... BWAHAHAHAAH

Suz Broughton said...

Deanna is such a show off.

Caution Flag said...

Please tell me that she can't put a logical thought together and I'll forgive her for looking so good. See how well I've mastered kindness and graciousness of spirit?

Mental P Mama said...

Oh yeah, corpse pose;)

Daryl said...

I hate yoga, even with FOUR sticky mats it makes me knees hurt ..

HalfAsstic.com said...

I have developed a far superior ability for certain poses that my instructor is awed by and quite frequently refers to me as a prime example when teaching other classes.
I excel at Drunken Sailor in Gutter and the close to impossible to perfect, Snoring Bear.
I offer my services to anyone who needs some extra time spent perfecting their stance. For a small fee, of course. ;-)

T said...

I got sucked into a yoga class - I went in thinking "Ahh...streching, peace" NOPE! It was some freaked out hatha yoga thing. Sweated like a dog!

Sandy at God Speaks Today said...

I'm out blog hopping, hoping to discover some new places to frequent...drawn to your blog by it's title, attracted by your wit.

I, too am a former spiral perm addict. I once got a spiral perm when my hair was almost to my knees. They had to roll it three roller deep and it took 8 hours to roll!!!

True story.

Regarding my fav yoga pose...I've never done yoga, but I love to work out. Does pilates count?

Blessings,
Sandy

C said...

sooooo, ok, now-

MY favorite poses are "smiling & smellin your own butt", "2 titties for the price of one", and of course the ole standby; "open legs, closed minds" which REALLY wears me out.

c

Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said...

Namaste!!

Kimberly said...

I find myself so exhausted after exburently practicing the corpse pose. Much luck to you.

Life with Kaishon said...

I have never tried it. I keep meaning to. The same way I keep meaning to try running. And the same way I keep meaning to try NOT stuffing my face every second of every day. Not.Going.Well.