This is my yoga instructor, Deanna. She wore a blue top today, but you get the idea. Deanna shows no mercy. In a past life, Deanna was an evil emperor who ruled with an iron fist. In this life, she is a perky yoga goddess who can run five miles and never break a sweat. I believe her role in this life is far more sinister.
I have two favorite yoga poses: Child's Pose & Corpse Pose.
Any questions?
24 comments:
down dog cobra up
Intimidating!
I like those Corona curls! They can be killer too!
I hate perky.
Yoga wears me out.
She sounds like my friend Carole. Except she teaches pilates. She doesn't have one ounce of fat on her body. I think I hate her.
Is she a cartoon? That would be really super scary and freaky. And sinister.
But yet, you'd keep going, wouldn't you?
I did yoga once. I was very gassy, never went back again.
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I hate down dog. Child's pose is my favorite too.
And keep up the awsome job chicka!
Very funny. She sounds like my last aerobics instructor!! I thought she was directly from the Nazi school of training.
I have perfected the corpse pose and maybe the fetal pose
I will have to google those poses... I have no clue what you are talking about.
Although, some of these comments have me literally LOLing over here.(Corona curls)..... BWAHAHAHAAH
Deanna is such a show off.
Please tell me that she can't put a logical thought together and I'll forgive her for looking so good. See how well I've mastered kindness and graciousness of spirit?
Oh yeah, corpse pose;)
I hate yoga, even with FOUR sticky mats it makes me knees hurt ..
I have developed a far superior ability for certain poses that my instructor is awed by and quite frequently refers to me as a prime example when teaching other classes.
I excel at Drunken Sailor in Gutter and the close to impossible to perfect, Snoring Bear.
I offer my services to anyone who needs some extra time spent perfecting their stance. For a small fee, of course. ;-)
I got sucked into a yoga class - I went in thinking "Ahh...streching, peace" NOPE! It was some freaked out hatha yoga thing. Sweated like a dog!
I'm out blog hopping, hoping to discover some new places to frequent...drawn to your blog by it's title, attracted by your wit.
I, too am a former spiral perm addict. I once got a spiral perm when my hair was almost to my knees. They had to roll it three roller deep and it took 8 hours to roll!!!
True story.
Regarding my fav yoga pose...I've never done yoga, but I love to work out. Does pilates count?
Blessings,
Sandy
sooooo, ok, now-
MY favorite poses are "smiling & smellin your own butt", "2 titties for the price of one", and of course the ole standby; "open legs, closed minds" which REALLY wears me out.
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Namaste!!
I find myself so exhausted after exburently practicing the corpse pose. Much luck to you.
I have never tried it. I keep meaning to. The same way I keep meaning to try running. And the same way I keep meaning to try NOT stuffing my face every second of every day. Not.Going.Well.
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