Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Crabs Gone Wild!

Previously, on Crabs Gone Wild!, the Bloggers were enjoying a fun-filled day at Bud's Beach. As the sun began to set, the Bloggers chugged more wine realized that they were not alone on that private beach.....
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Earlier in the day, Grandma J had gone to the store to pick up additional ice and water. Little did she know that the cute squeaky toy she purchased for her beloved JJ would soon morph into a monster, inflicting pain and nearly inciting a riot!

Was he angry because Bud tried to eat him?

Was he annoyed that C-Dub wouldn't come off of those cool shades?


Perhaps he caught an attitude because Grandma J took him away from his peeps at the local store.


Or maybe he didn't like Marlene's smokin' new hair color.


Did he want a sip of Audrey's wine?


Or did he just want to give Daryl a peck on the cheek?


I may have gotten angry too when Mama offered pruuuunes!



Thank goodness Noe Noe Girl finally saw what was happening, and managed to hit him over the head with a bottle!


It was touch-and-go there for a while!
Will the crab ever wake up? Will the risque crab photos surface? Who will be the next victim? Will crab bisque be served for dinner?
Tune in next week for more CRABS GONE WILD!!!
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This show is a reenactment of actual events. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

21 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

I love it!! Ya'll just had too much fun without me!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

This is just too screaming funny! Gosh what a great day this was!!!

Crabs gone wild~ love it!

Daryl said...

Oh I am so LOL .. and Nora's look is priceless .. what handsome men Bud and C Dub are!

Grandma J said...

Bwaaa! Believe me, buying that crab opened up al whole can of whoop.....

There's something in the water in Mathews County.

JJ and the crab have had a few run-ins of their own.

Thanks for the memories!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

This is too funny. I almost feel sorry for the crab. Almost.

I am Barking Mad said...

So that's where my wine went?!?!?! Cheeky crab!

Audrey at Barking Mad!

Living on the Spit said...

Maybe that's why I have been feeling so crabby lately!!!

Mental P Mama said...

Oh is this funny. Except that pic of me. That's sacrilege.

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

About Nora's face - I think that crab's giving her a purle herbie! These buggers are relentless.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Does the Gazette Journal know about this? Cuz they should.

This is just about the funniest thing I've seen, and now I'm trotting off to Grandma J's house, because she claims to have some crab "stuff" up there too.

This crab definitely took on a life of its own and I think he really loved all the Blog Festers. Perhaps Mr. CRab should travel from BLog Fester to Blog Fester, sort of a Mr. Crab's Wild Ride. There is enough blog fodder in that crab to last a life time. And between all these women? Have mercy.

Bravo, BHE, for this highly entertaining accounting of the evening's festivities.

Speaking of crabs, crab steam on august 8? Come on. You can do it.

mom x 2 said...

Ohh this is toooo funny!!! Lauren and Nora's faces are priceless!

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

Ooooh! Can't WAIT till NEXT year!!
You all had way too much fun!
LOVE it all!!
Pictures are PRICELESS!

Country Girl said...

HILL-FREAKEN-ARIOUS.

SERIOUSLY!!!

FUNNY.

asthmagirl said...

Ah... I missed the crab! These pics are priceless! Mama looks beautiful! And look at CW's eyes!

Karen Deborah said...

it could have been worse, ya'll could have had drunk crabs...wait a minute....

Jason, as himself said...

I can't stand it! This kind of debauchery is even more than I can handle.

Leave it to Grandma J to start such a scene.

Bayman said...

Crabsteam is going to be a lot of fun! You guys should come and bring Nora and CDub with you.

Meg said...

I love this...I never got a good shot with the crab but hell maybe next year, I miss you greatly!

UGHHH:)
Hope all is going well for you! Give VA a kiss for me. I miss it.

foolery said...

It's a good thing we weren't in Maine -- those rubber lobsters would have killed us all.

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my gosh that is SO funny : ) Really, really funny : )

These Nine Acres said...

I peed my pants reading this. Oh Em Gee, in the words of Noe Noe.

I luuuuuuuuuurve you ;0)