Girl, I've seen you, and you don't need that. YOu can, however, ship some my way. I'd like to cinch some around my mid-section and strap a pound of it under my chinny chin chins.
ah but if those magic potions only worked. The world would be a smoother place. The only solution...is to be airbrushed like those hollywood starlets!!!
Add me to the list. geezee...I almost forgot about that till i read this. :) FYI, most men don't see it....at least Coach SAYS he does not see it.....so it must NOT be there. :)
You are cracking me up with your sidebar!!!! I think I turned red in the face just now! I love ya!
I almost put my peeps for my blog followers too! Great minds think alike.
Can I order a gal of your fat cream please? Does it work for a double chin as well?...'cause it looks like that's what I got for Christmas! Just saw some pics of myself from Thanksgiving...yikes...looks like I ate all of the turkey by myself.
good freakin' luck with that : ). Unbelievably, despite being super fat, I don't have cellulite. I am sure it will come when I am older : ) that will make my fat look even nicer. I can't wait : )!
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Please oh Please buy me that for Christmas! If you love me....
I'm going to buy a 50 gallon drum of this stuff and invite ALL of you over for a party:) Bring wine!
I would need a swimming pool full of the stuff.
That is priceless! I am coming over too. Find anything for the gray hairs????
How 'bout something for the sagging boobs??
So funny!!!
My pics are yours for the takin'!
Girl, I've seen you, and you don't need that. YOu can, however, ship some my way. I'd like to cinch some around my mid-section and strap a pound of it under my chinny chin chins.
ah but if those magic potions only worked. The world would be a smoother place. The only solution...is to be airbrushed like those hollywood starlets!!!
I will dwfinitely attend! You could start an underground business! I always love coming to visit you because I know I can always get a great laugh!
M~
oohhhh my gawd.....
Notice where the stem used to be! Right in the good old bung hole!!!
Someone seriously had a vision with this one!
I think I might do a swan dive into that jar ...
Add me to the list. geezee...I almost forgot about that till i read this. :)
FYI, most men don't see it....at least Coach SAYS he does not see it.....so it must NOT be there. :)
You are cracking me up with your sidebar!!!! I think I turned red in the face just now! I love ya!
I almost put my peeps for my blog followers too! Great minds think alike.
Can I order a gal of your fat cream please? Does it work for a double chin as well?...'cause it looks like that's what I got for Christmas! Just saw some pics of myself from Thanksgiving...yikes...looks like I ate all of the turkey by myself.
Step aside, I'm diving in head first.
I wish.
You def have to check out my latest comment to BellaDella! Just giving you a "heads up"! ;o) Totally kidding!
good freakin' luck with that : ). Unbelievably, despite being super fat, I don't have cellulite. I am sure it will come when I am older : ) that will make my fat look even nicer. I can't wait : )!
OH GIRL,I ENVISION YOU AS GORGEOUS,AND...YOU HAVE NO CELLULITE,HA...ANN
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