I received the following via email. Whoever originally wrote this, thank you!
EIGHT WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
-Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
-You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
-The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
-Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
-You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving? Call 1-800-..."
-Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
-Everyone seems to have just landed here from outer space.
-The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
-Cats' facial expressions.
-The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
-Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
-Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
-The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white and eggshell.
-Cutting your hair to make it grow.
-The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
-AND, the NUMBER ONE thing only women understand.....OTHER WOMEN!
Care to add to the list?